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My Top 5 Wedding ‘Funnies’

My Top 5 Wedding ‘Funnies’

Whether it happens during the Best Man’s Speech, or simply just rolls from the Brides Mother’s tongue. If you keep your ears open, you’re bound to come across something worthy…

It doesn’t have to be something that will get you howling either. It’s the one’s that you remember that count.

1)    Picture this…. It’s early on in the day, you’re chilled out, relaxed. Enjoying your nice glass of bubbly and chatting away with your girls. You’ve just been sat having your hair styled in the most beautiful way you could imagine. You sit watching the mirror as the hair stylist works her magic.

Then you’re done… you turn around and there’s your Mother…

“How does it look Mum?” – you say, quietly, awaiting the loving response that you just know your Mum will reply with (well… at least, that’s exactly what I was thinking)… and then, she replies…

“It looks lovely Dear… It’s just a shame about your face”
 

2)    This one comes from the same wedding as Number 1. (so bear that in mind)


So it’s time for the Formals, Bride standing there with her family. Everyone looking at the camera (nearly everyone). No one really likes having their photo taken in such a formal way, so people grin and bear it. Then, out of nowhere…

“Chin up Dear….No….. All of them”

 

3)    It’s that time of day that can make most Grooms cringe… The Best Man’s speech. So imagine this. Best Man gets himself geared up for his speech, as he begins to stand he takes one final swig from his beer and delivers this…

“So I did a bit of research and they say it’s tradition for this speech to go on for as long as the Groom does in bed”….. *Best Man sits down*

 

4)    Another from a Best man…

Towards the end of the speech, all the ‘ribbing’ has been done and it’s time for some words of sentiment… or is it….

Under the guise of addressing the Groom “Not many people can say they know someone who is caring, thoughtful, funny, charming and handsome… but the Groom can.” *points finger to self*

 

5)    One from a Groom, now. Who decided to spice up his Thank you’s with this…

“I’d just like to say I’m really Thankful you all made it tonight. Because I can now say I now know what it feels like to buy dinner for 83 people”

 

6)    A Bonus one. Only, this made it in to serve as a warning. Don’t Google your jokes…. We’re watching you

“It’s been an emotional day….. even the cake is in tiers”